Category Aeraphobia

They fear the air now. Not the smog of real pollution or the sulfur of industrial abuse — but the very breath of life: carbon dioxide. One carbon, two oxygen, and suddenly it’s the new Satan. The original green molecule — invisible, essential, ancient — recast as a planetary threat by people who wouldn’t know a photosynthetic cycle if it bit them in the ethics.

Aeraphobia is the irrational terror of atmospheric balance. It’s what happens when a civilization forgets it’s part of nature and starts treating nature as a hostile force to be regulated, taxed, and scrubbed. CO₂ — lifeblood of the biosphere, enabler of crops, forests, coral, plankton — is now hunted like a fugitive. Not because it kills, but because it dares to exist.

This section dismantles the dogma. It peels back the hysteria, the virtue-signaling, the corporate profiteering, and the policy theater that turned a trace gas into a global moral panic. I don’t write this to defend emissions — I write it to defend proportion, logic, and the kind of clarity that once kept us from eating our own tail.

The Glacier Remembers

A scattered pile of colorful wooden blocks and cubes on a weathered wooden surface, evoking disarray and selective assembly.

In Norway’s highlands, ancient mountain paths re-emerge from retreating ice—evidence of natural warm periods long before factories or fossil fuels. From Viking artifacts to Greenland’s lost forests, the past whispers inconvenient truths. Climate was never static, and warmth is no modern anomaly. This is not denial. This is memory, thawing slowly into the light.

Affirmative Extraction and the Compliance Dragon

Close-up of writhing brown slugs crowded together in a damp, oppressive mass.

Behind every failed project lies a horde of consultants, regulators, and professional victims, fattening themselves on paperwork and moral grandstanding. From South African LNG to Western ESG madness, the Compliance Industrial Complex is a global beast. It doesn’t solve problems—it feeds on them. And the bill? It lands on your desk, every single time.

Warming waters …

A towering ocean wave curling over itself under a dark sky, with churning white foam and deep blue water.

We’re told rising seas and acidic oceans spell doom, but ancient cities like Dwarka sank long before fossil fuels. Corals outlived dinosaurs and the Cambrian heatwave. So why the sudden hysteria? A skeptical dive into climate dogma, scientific hubris, and the forgotten history buried beneath the waves. Bring your flippers—and your doubt.

How to Fool the Smartest People in the Room

A lone herder on horseback guides a massive flock of sheep along a dusty mountain road, sunlight cutting through the haze.

Smart people imagine themselves immune to deception, yet vanity is the soft underbelly every scammer aims for. My friend’s collapse into an absurd con only confirmed the deeper truth: most humans crave guidance, a few profit from the craving, and only a stubborn minority refuse the script. Sagehood isn’t granted—it’s chosen daily.

The Yeti of Modern Science

A silhouetted unicorn rearing in front of a full moon against a cloudy night sky.

Reinhold Messner saw a creature in the Himalayan dusk and paid for it with decades of ridicule. Today, whole institutions are selling Yetis of their own—models they won’t open, predictions they won’t defend, and fears they won’t verify. The difference? Messner harmed only his reputation. Our modern oracles threaten the foundations we live on.

Helios – The weather machine

Golden-orange sunset with dark clouds partially obscuring the sun.

Vienna swings from bone-gnawing winter to cobblestone-melting summer in a 56°C operatic range. The sun is the real conductor—tilts, wobbles, and tantrums setting the score. Yet some insist CO₂ writes the symphony. Ask them how well they understand the furnace 150 million kilometers away before they sell you salvation in parts per million.

Wine, Weather, and Climate Dogma

Ripe dark grapes hanging on vines in a sunny vineyard

Climate change is not a modern invention. Rome’s vineyards, medieval abundance, and the frozen misery of the Little Ice Age all testify to natural cycles far grander than human industry. Warmth has always been the ally of civilization; cold its executioner. Yet we kneel before a narrative that mistakes carbon for original sin.

Life after Reliable Energy

Row of weathered wooden houses with peeling paint in faded turquoise, red, and cream tones.

When electricity fails, civilization doesn’t vanish in an explosion—it rots in silence. Refrigerators warm, tempers fray, and the glowing idols of our age flicker out. What follows isn’t drama, but decay: food spoils, order falters, and trust collapses. Life after reliable energy is less apocalypse, more suffocation. And it’s already begun.

Around the World in 80 Kilometers

Two riders on horseback travel alongside horse-drawn wagons on a misty rural road.

Once, the world shrank—compressed by coal, oil, and jet fuel into something you could circumnavigate between Friday lunch and Sunday dinner. Today’s prophets of progress promise a “green future,” but without hydrocarbons, the globe will swell monstrous again. Air travel dies, cities starve, and eighty kilometers will feel as impossible as Jules Verne’s eighty days.

The Flickering Future

A campfire burning in the dark, with a person’s hands reaching out for warmth and a mug resting on the ground beside the fire.

Imagine civilization run on applause instead of physics. We traded coal for candles, stability for sentiment, grids for flicker power. The activists cheered, the elites clapped, and the engineers warned in vain. What follows is not utopia but feudalism, not freedom but rationing. And when the lights finally go out, you’ll know why.

The Wrong Children Are Crying

Young child sitting amid piles of waste, with dirt on face and clothing, illustrating extreme poverty and inequality.

Dreams are not stolen from those who never had to fight for survival. They are stolen from children whose only ambition is to eat tomorrow, to live through the week, to see their parents come home alive. Every policy that slows development and makes energy scarce steals from them directly. Reality keeps the receipts.

The Holy Church of Climatology

Weathered wooden stocks used for public punishment, symbolizing social shaming and intolerance of dissent.

Out of that revelation grew today’s climate gospel: a cult that forbids doubt, sells fear, and feeds empires. The Holy Church of Climatology thrives not on science, but on obedience—and its altar burns hotter than Venus itself.