Oh, shocking! One of the haloed saints who scolds the unwashed masses about saving the planet turns out to be a CO₂ heretic. How could that be? Why didn’t he cross the seas in a high-tech, thousand-plastics raceboat like Saint Greta herself, whose pilgrimages cost only a few tens of thousands of dollars per crossing? Pocket change for the devout.
Or he could’ve gone the holier route: diesel generators humming away to charge those hypergreen electric chariots. Nothing says “for the environment” like burning fuel in the dirtiest, least efficient way imaginable. Better yet, just lash a little trolley behind your eco-wagon with a range extender rattling away—detach it before entering the sacred city, and bask in applause from fellow apostles.
But then, are not these green prophets our new gods? And gods, by definition, don’t travel. The world itself kneels at their doorsteps. Poor Khan—still an apprentice saint, fumbling through the rituals, with much to learn before he can ascend to prophet status.
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