Reach Out—If You Must

Use the form below if you have something worthwhile to say. I read every message, but that doesn’t mean I’ll respond. My email inbox is a firehose, and most days I’m too busy building, writing, or deflecting apocalypse to engage in chit-chat.

A few things to keep in mind:

• Hate mail and threats submitted through this form may be published and publicly ridiculed. You’ve been warned.

• Research requests (“Can you help me find XYZ?”) will be ignored. I receive several of these each day. I am not your librarian.

• If you’re pitching yourself or your services, make it concise, relevant, and grounded in reality. If it smells like a sales funnel, it dies a quick death.

• Collaborations and interviews are considered. But bring your A-game.

• No physical mail accepted. I’ve gone fully digital. If you need to send something real, ask first. Most likely, you don’t.

This is the only way to contact me unless you already have my number. If that’s the case, use it wisely.